Sure as the sun will rise and set, there will be a new class of Synthol users pumping their bodies full of oil instead of actually training to achieve bigger muscles. This guy, for instance, said that he wanted to get more attention while walking around in his day to day life, so he started injecting himself with Synthol and left mankind behind. Now, he has people staring at him wherever he goes, and asking him “Where did you get those muscles?!”
“Sup babe? Not much. Just putting in some work at the gym”
He takes it as a complement, but something tells us it’s more like “WTF… where did you get those muscles?” He’s getting the attention he wanted, but he doesn’t seem to realize that he’s getting it for all the wrong reasons. That is, until he hits the streets with a camera crew to talk about his physique with passers-by.
This one woman, in particular, looks both amused and horrified at the same time. When they ask her if she thinks he looks good, she bursts out laughing at the mere thought of being attracted to this guy. You can actually see the EXACT moment when he realizes “Oh shit, I think I really F’d this up…”
Yeah bro, you think?! Put down the oil needle and pick up a few plates. Spend less time shooting the oil into your tissue and more time using it to cooking plain chicken breasts. If you need more attention in your life, don’t do it like this. Get that attention like the rest of us, by taking up prime in-front-of-the-mirror real estate in your gym and pumping iron until you can almost hear the sounds of your muscles being torn into pieces (Protip: If you take enough pre-workout, you’ll hear those noises amplified and you’ll also be able to see music.)