Her name is Jennifer Mulford, and she cares about your gains.
If you’ve ever dated a lady who gets annoyed when you spend more time at the gym than with her, or doesn’t want you to train anymore because she’s worried you’re going to get too much attention from other ladies, then you can probabally relate to what a catch Jennifer is. Some ladies don’t support the gym life at all. But some do. Some really, really, really, do. And Jennifer’s one of them. She produces a steady stream of milk for her boyfriend Brad to use to help sculpt his physique.
It’s been quite a while since Jennifer gave birth, so she needs to breastfeed her boyfriend every couple of hours to keep production going strong. She actually quit her job so that she could feed her bodybuilder BF all day, without any pesky job getting in the way. You’ve never met a woman who cares about her boyfriend’s gains this much.
‘There’s nothing more relaxing than having him latch on,” she says.
Her boyfriend, 36 year old meathead Brad, was trying to convince her to letting him breastfeed in public, but she wasn’t into that. She thought about using craigslist to find guys to feed from her, but then mentioned the idea to Brad, her childhood sweetheart, and then his eyes lit up.
“We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships. I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding – and see if he’d be interested,” she reminisced. See, guys, communication is key.
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Bodybuilders have been buying milk from ladies for quite a while, but why buy the milk when you can get the gains for free? I think that’s how the expression goes?
It’s only Monday, but this has got to be the weirdest story we’ll see this week.
Shoutout to Brad and Jennifer for their perfect relationship based on protein and nutrition, and shoutout to all the guys who are going to get dumped tonite when they try to work out a similar arrangement.
