Dan Bilzerian is no stranger to being made fun of on the internet, but this time he got out ahead of it before everyone else had the chance to.
You can’t really make fun of somebody who is already making fun of themselves.
Plus, how can you really rag on a guy who is living everybody’s dream life?
The really funny part about this whole thing, however, is that the criticism is obviously weighing on him and getting to him, even if he pretends it’s a joke. If he didn’t care and didn’t ever think about his tiny little chicken legs, he wouldn’t still be talking about it months later.
It all started when he posted that picture of himself dead lifting where his legs looked awfully small…
This isn’t the real picture, it’s one of the many photoshops that started popping up.
Ever since then, the internet has been strangely fascinated with the size (or lack thereof) of Dan’s legs.
Here’s his most recent post, where he tries to get out ahead of the criticism by addressing it himself:
In the past, he’s said his legs don’t matter and don’t bother him because he has … another body part … that makes up for it in size. But that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore.
Either way, haters are gonna hate and Dan’s going to keep globetrotting with beautiful woman and basically doing whatever he wants to do whenever he feels like doing it.
Maybe he made a deal with the devil. “Give me everything I want in life, but make it impossible for my calves to grow any larger…”
Would you take that deal?
