Meet Denis Cyplenkov, a Ukrainian bodybuilder and arm wrestler who has such huge hands that people think they're photoshopped.
Speaking of guys with massive hands, here's another gentleman named Jeff Dabe. Jeff has had huge hands ever since he was a little baby.
Jeff's also the one holding the beer at the top of this article.
Then there's this guy, who looks like the real-life version of popeye but often gets mistaken for the world fapping champion:
Anyways, back to Denis Cyplenkov. If those guys are the real life versions of pop-eye, then Denis has got to be the real life version of The Incredible Hulk. (Although some people say its this guy... but we're not really seeing it...)
Either way, any of these guys can give you a hand the next time you encounter a stubborn jar of pickels and you just can't get the lid off no matter what. They'll make it look easy, and they're such classy guys that they'll probabally even say something like "Nah, it was easy, you loosened it up for me!" to make you feel less emasculated.
Like many jacked Eastern Europeans, Denis got his start by swinging around a kettlebell. And we can guarantee it wasn't one of those soft plastic ones you see today, it was probabally raw and rusted and made your hands bleed way more than it should have.
His wrists measure 9.5″ thick. For her pleasure. Wait, what?
In 2011, he won one of the world's biggest and most competitive arm wrestling competitions which is put on by - you guessed it - Nemiroff vodka.
This was before he went to the zoo to meet a real life elephant and accidently crushed its skull when he tried to pet it. He's not allowed at the zoo anymore. Allegedly...
Rumor has it that he tried out one of those grip strength test machines once, but ended up breaking the machine. We might have made these stories up, so don't stake your reputation on them...
He's just an all-around beast. How would you like to show up to your first arm wrestling meet and get matched up against Denis? No thanks.
Oh, by the way? He can also crush walnuts with his bare hands, so there's that too...