Tinder appears to have been designed with bodybuilders in mind, with its image-heavy profiles which encourage decisions based on looks. In theory, the most ripped people on the planet should be drowning in right-swipes, but based on some incredibly non-scientific research on our part, that doesn’t seem to be the case. Unless you’re Conner Murphy apparently.
Instagram: connormurphyofficial
Forums are bursting with questions like,
I’m a bodybuilder having no luck with girls on Tinder, am I ugly?
How many hookups have you got on Tinder?
And our personal favourite –
Do you think she’s a legit girl or a dude?
https://www.instagram.com/tindafella/
Then there are the generous guys who just want to help you out by explaining how amazing they are at picking up girls on a site that is literally designed for picking up girls. You can head to TinderSeduction.com, and download a Tinder guide that has (and we are not making this up),
“…changed the lives of thousands of guys, and can do the same for you.”
Or if you prefer your seduction techniques on video, then check out this YouTube channel where some bodybuilder guy will read out responses from matches, including, when he asked a girl how her Saturday night was…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Va-qkbiR2g
This face sums that up perfectly –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Va-qkbiR2g
He’s also available for online coaching; presumably, if you are keen to meet girls like that.
But why would buff dudes need coaching for picking up girls anyway? Our research tells us two things-
- Be yourself and make sure all your pictures aren’t shirtless.
- Don’t judge yourself against guys who claim to be pickup artists or to have had hundreds of conquests on Tinder.
- Don’t go on to forums and aggressively name and shame former Tinder dates (apparently girls don’t like that).
- Don’t do this –
tinderlines.com
That’s it, masterclass concluded – now update those pics and let’s watch that tutorial!
